Conversation over breakfast at Slappy Cakes (make your own pancakes on the griddle in the middle of the table! fun!)...
Me: Hon, do you think I should color my hair again?
D: What purpose are you trying to achieve?
Me: Well, I want to look better. Is the gray working for me right now? I wonder if there is enough gray now that it sort of "works" these days?
D: Well, if you are trying to look less like a grandmother, then you should color your hair.